Saturday 22 March 2008

Black or White 2?

Should I ask him or not?
Oh Lord help me
So I did
But before I did I asked the jonmons (my peoples)

As the one that will give me away I asked my father first
me: What if I bring a white dude home?
Now my father is old and desparate for grandkids
you will think he will say yes to anyone
but guess what he said

(kisses his teeth) eh no!!!
me: Daddy why now?
Dad: You will never come home
me: What do u mean?
Dad: Home is where ur heart is, ur loyalities will be divided (He is so right there)
me: But he loves me he will learn to love this hot and dusty place now
Dad: END OF DISCUSSION

For support and the hope that they wll back me up
I asked my siblings the same question and their replies are so strange and diverse
Ist one: Ha, we will never be able to speak our language again, anyway sha, just make sure u dont move to a remote location because these people are funny when it comes to love and we will be coming to check up (not visit o) on you.
Me: ok!!!

2nd one: why?
what do you mean why I ask?
2nd one: Are there no brothas again
you know you like to cook all this african food and like african life. Would you be able to cope if he does not want to learn your culture

3rd one: No!!!
me: what? Is that all u hav to say
3rd one: No ways, end of conversation

Oga oo, can u imagine my supposedly supporters.
Then finally my mother, why because? She is an interesting force to reckon with

mum: I used to like them ("brothers") you know but after that man killed his wife and family for no reason (it made headlines). I would rather you don't otherwise I will start visiting you regularly unannounced (this is a real threat from mum)

Anyway I still went ahead to ask the guy
If anyone know where they sell "TACT" in a superstore or flee market
I would gladly buy it
I just ask bobo directly

He said he was scared to ask me himself (to my delight)
He didn't know how to ask and was afraid I would say no
So he took me in his arms
and the kiss was like I had imagined and more
He is very tall so I got lost in his arms

(WAIT!!!! I am day dreamimg)

Omo the guy just diplomatically told me
although he really likes me
we are just friends (e no go better for friendship)
Ye ye ye, I don die oooooo
I think I slapped him with my eyes and he bled

So I am back to been civil and professional
Honestly I wish I had dated a white dude, then i will know if I am able to deal.
You see I am not a fool to think that colour is just that
I mean there are already enough variables in any relationship
This is to expanding my range of choices
black, white, green and yellow except for chinese, japanese, indians sha

© ejatutu

4 comments:

Thirty + said...

Yeepa, LMAO, craze gurl ni iwo fish yi o.

Which of those your siblings is female it is defintely no 1 abi :)

I have not been seeing you around blogville.

Tears said...

LOL! i want date white guy too...follow ur heart NO matter wht anyone says...isnt indians, chiense nd japanese yellow?? lol...thnx for coming by ma blog >>>

Unknown said...

U be one weird chick

ejatutu said...

@30+ how did u guess, females tend to be more pactical. i try but blogsville is big, it will take sometime.

@tears: as long as d dude is cool, colour shouldn't matter.

@olamild: i hav been called that too many times. but i'm just doing me