Jump 2

So I could not stop laughing
I was so high
I think i could have walked thru fire and not feel it
So I called my mother
To tell her what her rebel child has done

me: hello mum, I have just jumped out of the plane
Mum: I don die oh, ta ni mo se (who have I offended)
me: what are you talking about?
Mum: Was it one of your patients?
(I work with criminals that have mental health problems)
did they push you or were you going after them?
Me: I jumped willingly now and it was fun, I will call you later to explain

The next time I saw her, she actually banned me from doing what I have already done
She said I forbid you and I will curse you if you try it again
To help her with her anxiety, I gave her the video to watch
Big mistake
She nearly had a heart attack
SERIOUSLY
She watched it with her friends
They all started saying that I need special prayers
That maybe they have done juju to me from Naija

Choi!!!! I just parachute jump now
What if I tell all the other things I like to do
She will strap me to her house
or start sending people to me to come and pray for me
I remember one time like that
my mother was pestering me about when I will have kids
Because I told her my friend had just had a baby

mum: so when are we going to have ours
me: I don't know, as the Lord wills
mum: Be thinking about it oo
me: actually i hav tot about it
me: I am going to adopt a child
mum: God forbid!! why would you do that when u can hav yours?
me: I don't see anything wrong in it, I intend to adopt anyways
mum: oko mi (my beloved) please don't do that now
me: I am not married, u are talking of children
I tell you the woman must think I am not hers
unfortunately and fortunately we are carbon copies .

Oh I forgot...
when I told my sis about the jump,
she went into hysterics (typical)
she started shouting in her office (full of coporate staff)
"my sister just jumped"
i am sure they were thinking
why didn't u follow her
with all her shouting
You will think she is the one that jumped

WARNING: this is not for the faint hearted
and definitely not for the light headed
because it took me nearly 2 weeks to
get over the adrenline high
believe me it is addictive

I was walking around with this grin on my face
"I can do anything"
"If only you know what I had just done"


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